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Cruise, Holmes engaged to marry
Actor Tom Cruise said he and girlfriend Katie Holmes are engaged, after he popped the question early Friday morning atop the Eiffel Tower.

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I still can't believe all this is happening... and why do I care? I should be supporting this kind of thing. That way when I'm old, I too can have some young thing on my side. Ditch the wife with the kids, run off to Paris with some cutie, and marry her. Yet I currently seem to have an issue with the idea of me dating a 19 year old... I guess you change when you hit 40+, eh Tom? But according to Tom, I shouldn't be worried about 19 year olds, I should be looking at the 9 years olds. gross.