Car Sex | Nuetering

the first of many MSN conversations I'll post.
they seem to be getting more and more entertaining these days.
of course they'll be edited; names, unrelated bits, personal info, etc.

hope you enjoy!

Little Pete says: so, sunday night...
me says: heheheehee...what now? i guess I only said no drama on/for Friday....
Little Pete says: thats right. walked out to my car to say good bye, long hug. I didn't really want to kiss, but ended up doing it. Got heated, then...well, take a guess at what happened.
me says: no, I don't want to guess. vivid imagination...hoping reality is less ... detailed
me says: ...
Little Pete says: the back seat of my car my friend with the 10 second wonder right here.
me says: hahahahahaha
me says: hahahaa
me says: hahaa
me says: never laughed so hard on MSN
Little Pete says: stop friggin laughing
me says: sorry.
me says: not at you, with you :D
me says: see, less detailed. I don't know what happened in those 10 seconds...
Little Pete says: well, it went longer than 10 seconds, just, i was done in the first 10 seconds, maybe sooner.
me says: so what are we talking here? a little rub n' tug? or the vertical mambo? cause that back seat of a VW constitutes as an "uncomfortable place"...mallrats joke...
Little Pete says: i threaded the needle, the mambo, bumped uglies.
Little Pete says: oh Pete is right.
me says: ??? huh ??? you're right?
Little Pete says: "ohhhh Pete" thats right, oh Pete.
Little Pete says: (in pity, not moaning)
me says: ew.
me says: not laughing, I swear. :)
Little Pete says: no, not like that, damn msn.
Little Pete says: i mean if you were to say it, "oh Pete, silly Pete"
me says: where's Bob Barker when you need him? I need a pet neutered...
me says: either way it's funny
Little Pete says: it gets funnier
me says: did you get caught?
Little Pete says: no, just, once my refractory period began, i never got my mojo again, a little embarrassing, too much pressure, especial the way i turn on myself in such situations.
me says: I'm gonna go with a knowledge of your experience, a quickie in the backseat of a car may have been too advanced for yo' skillz
me says: I'm sure the whole thing was fun though!
Little Pete says: pulling it out of my pants is too advanced for me, i don't even know what i'm doing
me says: atleast I hope you two have fun doing these things....
me says: hahahahahahahahaaaa
me says: hahahahaa
me says: tops the "funny things I've heard on MSN" list
me says: #1
me says: heheee.....huhawwwww.
me says: you kill me. slay me...really, you should tour with this shtick
me says: every man has been there. we understand. reality is funny.
me says: I remember trying to do the same with Ashley. pure comedy. especially when cars drive by!
me says: you still there?
me says: hello!?
Little Pete says: what a mess.
me says: don't worry about it.
me says: back seat of a car is a complicated maneuver. there's added pressures. ... thinking about how you shouldn't be doing this ... somewhere where you think people can see your ass sticking in the air, etc.
Little Pete says: so, am i dating Veronica again, or just doin her?
me says: doin her
Little Pete says: i'm like a little boy who discovered his wee wee for the first time and won't let the damn thing go
me says: hahaha i'm so saving this conversation to bring back at a later date. like your stag. and yes you'll get married someday...
Little Pete says: dink.
me says: some funny stuff in here. If I were to post it somewhere online, like a blog, then I'd be a dink.
Little Pete says: hm, now that would be funny.
me says: will do then....I'll send you the link
Little Pete says: whoa, i didn't mean like actual its so funny you should do it.
Little Pete says: dink.
me says: hang on...
me says: http://painttheworld.blogspot.com/